Sunday, November 4, 2012

Swiss MISS: A misadventure in Switzerland

I have gotten really bad about finding Internet these past couple of weeks, (Sorry Mom)! So, where to start….?? I came back to Italy, already, and have been staying in Milan with some old friends from school days, Bryan and Adam. We were staying in an apartment that Bryan’s aunt owns in Milan.

Then…dun dun dun….Aunt Ralfy’s friend was coming into town and she wanted her to stay in that apartment. So, that afternoon we found ourselves with nowhere to stay. **Cue bright idea from Holly**

“Hey guys, why don’t we just buy a train ticket and go check out Austria?” says Holly. Considering we had nowhere to go and all hostels in Milan were completely booked, the guys were in for this idea.

We headed to the train station with our bags and asked the lady for 3 tickets to Austria. There were no trains until that night and it was going to be an expensive overnight train ride for the guys. So we asked her, “Where is a good place to go that won’t take long from here?” She suggested we go research some places and come back with a better location than “Austria”, (where in Austria she kept asking before. We were like….uhhhh the central station? We don’t know…)

So we go upstairs and chit chat and decide we have a new master plan. We go back down to the ticket counter, wait in line again, and when it’s our turn she says “Where to?” Thinking we worked out the kinks to our master plan….“Athens, Greece” we say. “Ummm….you have to take a boat there.” She laughed. Riiiiiiight. About that…

So, strike 2. Next we say “What about Switzerland? Just send us to a main city there.” She starts naming cities and we all liked the sound of Zurich. “Zurich it is!” we said. This ticket lady thought we were completely nuts. Oh boy, were we in for a treat with this decision.

The train ride to Zurich was longer than scheduled, so we got in at about 7:30pm. We were starving, sick of carrying our backpacks, and had nowhere to stay yet. We walked until we found a hotel. In we went to book a room. The receptionist was very friendly and told us it would be about 200 Swiss Franks….PER PERSON. That’s a bit over $600 for a night…for a 3 star hotel.

Ummmmm….we started asking questions about hotels over there. She was telling us that we wouldn’t find cheaper so she started calling hostels for us. Booked. Booked. Booked. Cha-ching…she found one and if we could get there by 10pm we were in! Woo Hoo!

Then, in true form, we walked the totally wrong way to the hostel and ended up having to take a taxi. When we arrived, we walked in circles looking for the actual hostel and then found a small sign, “City Backpackers Hostel”. This hostel was actually in a questionable dark alley underneath a spaghetti warehouse. You literally walked past the open doors of the restaurant kitchen. We went in and walked up, up, up about 4 flights of stairs and found ourselves in the most disgusting hostel I’ve seen. I mean gross. The showers and bathrooms were co-ed, just a tiny curtain to decide your fate from creepsters. I was certain that this place was packed with fleas and bed bugs. Considering it was 9pm, we couldn’t afford anywhere else, and we managed to snag the last 3 beds in the hostel. Our fate was sealed. What a treat! We had a crazy Polish roommate in our ghetto dorm room who liked to chit chat while in his underwear. Just thought I’d toss in that fun tid bit. 

We were all dying of starvation and none of us were even wanting to talk to each other at this point, so we decided to find somewhere to eat dinner. That’s when we found the Mexican restaurant.  All the way to Switzerland for Mexican food, you say? Well, yes. At this point, I would have eaten out of the trash can.

I went simple, a small soup, chips and salsa, and water. Only set me back about 40 USD. Yep, $40!! And I’m pretty sure the “salsa” was tomato paste. Mmm Mmmm.  Now we were feeling a little depressed about our random trip to Switzerland so we decided to get some wifi and look up things to do. What were the first things that kept popping up online?? “Most expensive country in Europe.” “Switzerland: Impossible on a Budget.” “Things to do in Switzerland on a budget: go for a walk.” Hmph. Should have done our research first I suppose J

We walked back to our bunk and SOMEBODY dropped a bag that had a bottle of whiskey in it. When I came back into the room my entire backpack was SOAKED. Laundromat, here I come. Pretty sure at this point that I was about in tears and mentally checked out!!

The beds were so nasty. I slept with my shoes on, my coat on, and stole Bryan’s jacket to put under my head for good measure. After a night of tossing and turning and feeling like bugs were crawling all over me, I opted to skip the shower and even the bathroom in the morning. Still though, as with all adventures so far this trip, I wouldn’t take it back or trade it at all. Horrible unpredicted messes make the best memories!

However, the area was stunning! Beautiful scenery, beautiful buildings, clean, friendly people, and you can’t beat the mountain views. Just wish we knew what we were in for financially on this adventure! I am definitely putting Switzerland on my list of places I want to vacation. I’d love to come back here one day and actually do it right…aka…skip the Mexican nachos and hit the Alps!

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